My name is Conor, but I would like to be called Conor.
I am studying to become an awesome wizard who has the coolest goblin goons ever. I am also studying graphic design on the side to fund my gooncruitment (goon + recruitment).
I am studying to be a wizard because it's awesome and cool. I am studying graphic design on the side because stealing has become less lucrative the more goons I recruit. It is also something that has interested me since high school, which was before I even thought about being an awesome goblin goon wizard.
I am taking this class because it is a requirement for my super epic wizard degree... wait no. Uhh ummmmm I think it's for... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Wait. Wait. Wait. It might be for graphic design, maybe? No, that doesn't sound right. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wait actually, I might've been right. Uhhhhh, I think that's right. Yeah, that makes more sense. I am taking this class as a requirement for my graphic design degree.
I want to learn how to digitize my goblin goons to put them on the web.
If that is not possible, then I would like to learn how to make a navigation bar that follows as you scroll, or how to make a website that you can search for on the internet.
Outside of this class, I will be practicing my wacky and whimsical spells, as well as recruiting goblins to my goon platoon.

I also like to hang out with my roommates, drink orange juice, and play Galactic Wrestling: Featuring Ultimate Muscle for the PS2.
I currently don't have any other responsibilities or jobs to worry about aside from education. I used to have a job at Noodles and Co, but not anymore. I used to have a job at CVS, but not anymore. I used to have a job at AtHome, but not anymore. I used to have an internship, but not anymore. It is unfortunate, but such is the life of an awesome wizard.
I do not live in the state of Maryland. Too much silly gerrymandering for me. I reside in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, which would never be affected by gerrymandering (don't fact check that). My wizarding headquarters is based out of Shartlesville, PA.